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Saturday, April 03, 2004
"God told me" child-killin' Mom found insane

"God told me" defense works, Mom not guilty by reason of insanity for killing her children

Hard to say what I think of this.  True, she was insane--still is.  She believes in an invisible man in the sky who told her things to do.  Little things, like pray.  Big things, like kill her babies, bashing their heads in until the brains spilled like lumpy gravy.  She listened to the invisible man.  She did as he told her.

So do a lot of other folks.  Happily, the invisible man doesn't tell everyone to kill.

Or more accurately, most folks have a rationality circuit that kicks in, preventing their religion from making them do things irrationally.  Most folks do enough religion to get by in society.  When things get nutty, their circuit breaks, and they get out.  But not everyone.

Not everyone.

Posted at 07:04 pm by brandonstarr
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Spain reaping the whirlwind

Spain:  suspects, chanting Arabic, blow themselves up, kill policeman
(the 'chanting arabic' portion comes from CNN.)

Also, a bomb of the type used by the same group was found and defused on a railroad track.

So, I guess Spain isn't gaining big rewards from the terrorists for their lack of spine.  Following the elections, the new Socialist government did all but lick boot in saying they'd do whatever it takes to get out of Iraq, not raise Islamic hackles.

Trouble is, terrorists don't respect a lack of resolve.  They take advantage of it.

No spine, Spain?  Spin.  Spun, spans the way back to sanity.

In other words, bullies, especially including terrorists, respect only power.  You must get tough.

Posted at 06:56 pm by brandonstarr
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Powell now doubts Iraqi WMD evidence

Better late than never?  Powell now doubts Iraqi trailers were weapons labs

Wonderful.  Another reason we went in goes down.

As far as my own reasons for being fine with the war, the only one still on two legs is "Saddam is a sadist, a tyrant, a torturer, and a thief."  Unfortunately, that same argument goes for about four dozen other leaders of backassward nations around the globe.


Posted at 08:15 am by brandonstarr
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Friday, April 02, 2004
International Comic Arts Association

Comic Pimp:  I love that there will finally be an industry association for comic books and graphic novels

The Comic Pimp, a weekly columnist I have written about before, loves the idea.  It makes sense to me as an outsider to the industry, too.

Comic readership has been stagnant for years.  The same people have been buying graphic novels and comic books for years, with little gain of new readership.  Despite this, people in other creative areas have been hammering at the doors of comicdom for ideas, writing, and looks.

Marvel, famously, has been putting out all of its classic titles into the movie market:  The Hulk, The X Men, Daredevil, Spider-Man, The Punisher.  But also, other comic houses have had films made from their titles:  Spawn, Hellboy, Monkey-Bone, Ghost World, and Men In Black spring to mind, even before you take in the DC titles like Batman and Superman.  In addition, movies and TV shows have been taking ideas, looks, and overall cool from comics:  The Matrix, Alias, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer all bear the clear marks of comicdom in their look-and-feel.

And more are on the way.

Given the cool factor that comes from comics' children, it is only natural that the publishers of comics feel the time is ripe to improve the circulation of the comics themselves.

Anything that helps creative people be more creative or gain more from their creativity without harm to others works for me.

Check it out.

Posted at 07:12 pm by brandonstarr
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Thoughts on the job numbers

308,000 jobs added in March; unemployment slightly up

Yes, but what does it MEAN?

Well, without delving into the deeper numbers, here's a quickie lowdown:

1)  One month of good job growth is nice, but doesn't automatically mean we're into a new jobs trend yet.

2)  The U.S. population adds about 125,000 adults per month who need jobs.  So, the last year or so, each time the job growth has been about zero, we've been getting behind in the number of people actually needing jobs.  This month met it's numbers and made up for about a month and a half more.  That's it.

3)  The unemployment number went UP slightly.  That's actually not a bad sign.  Remember, unemployment only counts people who are CURRENTLY LOOKING for a job.  A lot of folks, during a recession, give up on looking for a job.  They get by however they can.  When things pick up, they start looking again.  So, unemployment actually has to RISE at the start of a job boom, as folks pick up on the fact that new jobs are starting to be created.  Unemployment at this phase of the business cycle is OK.  It's not OK when business is supposedly booming, or at the bottom of a recession.  But right now, it's just fine.

4)  Besides, unemployment of 5.7% is not that high anyway.  According to most economists, it represents "full employment," which means the number of people you can keep in a job anyway.  There will always, in a free economy, be folks looking for a better job, or industries changing, displacing some folks and creating jobs for folks with different skills.  Unemployment at super-low rates is actually indicative of something wrong, something stagnating.

5)  Having said all this, it only applies to the economy as a whole.  It won't make you feel much better if you're the one who is unemployed.

It will be interesting to see the next few months' worth of jobs numbers.  It will affect the economy.  It will affect the dollar.  It will affect the Presidential election.  It will be doing a lot of things.  Keep your eyes and ears open.

Posted at 02:06 pm by brandonstarr
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Howard Stern claims Jay Leno uses laugh track

Howard Stern claims Jay Leno uses laugh track to juice up the audience reaction during his monologues
(Note: often has adult ads)
(Note:  the info is most of the way down the page, just before the headline "Las Vegas Dates Changed.")
(Note:  the "Friday update" page changes weekly, thus this will no longer be a germane link after 4/8/04.)

To quote the encapsulation of the Friday show:

Howard took a phone call from a guy who told Howard that Stuttering John has been so stiff in the audience lately that they're going to move him under Jay's desk to do his announcing. That led to Howard talking about how he heard that Jay is so lame that they've been using a laugh track on the show lately. Howard said he knows for a fact that they use a laugh track on that show. He said Jay will never admit to that though because he's a complete liar. He goofed on Jay for a few minutes while Bob laughed at what he was saying. (end quote)

While I was listening to the show on headphones, and watching my son at the same time, it seems to me this was an accurate assessment of this portion of the show.

(FYI:  "Bob" is Robert Schimmel, a stand-up comedian who happened to be on the show today.)

Anyway, it seemed like a bombshell to me.  There are some things that are taboo in comedy.  One is stealing material--and Stern often accuses Leno of taking his bits, mellowing them out a bit, and using them on "The Tonight Show."*  Another is faking the laughs--using a laugh track.  Even though there is an audience there, and thus part of the laughs would be real, using a laugh track, if true, would be a big black mark on Jay Leno's resume.

I'd love to have confirmation, or denial with some semblance of proof, on this issue.

* The two examples he often cites are: 

"Jay Walking," a version of Stern's bits "The Homeless Game" and "The Stripper Game."  All three are about asking fairly easy questions to people and seeing how off their answers are, and

wacky celebrity interviews, where the show sends someone with more guts than brains out to ask irreverent, irrelevant, or irredeemable questions of celebrities.  Stern often did it with "Stuttering John" Melendez, who was recently hired away by, who else, "The Tonight Show!"   But even before that, Jay was taking the idea by sending out his gay intern to do the same thing.

Posted at 10:53 am by brandonstarr
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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Gateway finally wises up

Gateway to close its stores

Gateway was a brand that came to be famous on the Internet and by phone.  You never needed a store to buy a Gateway.  I have had three Gateways, and enjoyed them all.  The stores were superfluous.

I bought the last one at a store, but all that really happened was the guy took my info from the last purchase, updated a few things, put in the info on the system I wanted, and sent it--through the Internet--into Gateway's order system.  I could have, and would have, done it myself if I hadn't been in the neighborhood and stopped by to see which systems they currently had in stock.

I don't know if this means the company will immediately turn around, but I think it's a start.

I do not currently have a position, long or short, in Gateway stock.

Posted at 06:51 pm by brandonstarr
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early World Trade Center video

Further mining of the Prelinger Online Movie Archives:  early footage of the World Trade Center

Obviously, this movie will have a much different meaning for us now than when it was filmed, during the construction and early use of the WTC.

Just another interesting old movie from the Prelinger Archives.

Check it out.

Posted at 04:53 pm by brandonstarr
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Seinfeld meets Superman

Here's the link to the Jerry Seinfeld-Superman commercials

Superman is voiced by Patrick Warburton, who played David Buddy, Elaine's boyfriend on "Seinfeld."

Warburton also played the live-action version of "The Tick."  It lasted about five episodes.

I was wretched seeing that show.  I'm a fan of the earlier, animated version of "The Tick," and they completely missed the point of the main character.  The Tick is supposed to be an ultimate goody-goody, and rather naive in his way, despite being super-strong and nigh-invulnerable.  He'd shout things like "Evil doers, back away from that cow!"

In the live-action version, Warburton plays him not as Superman-with-a-lobotomy, but as a sort of generic badass.  "You are now my bitch!" he cries at one point.

The Tick shouldn't have even known what the word "bitch" was, let alone shouted it at another person.

Ah, the memories...  "The Tick" still has the greatest-named bad guy ever:  "The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight!"

If you get a chance to see the animated version, especially the earlier episodes, by all means do so.

Posted at 12:42 pm by brandonstarr
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Info on revival of "Family Guy"

Here's a good article on the revival of "Family Guy"

A great show, killed by multiple scheduling moves, then revived two years post-mortem by DVD sales.

If you're a fan like me, you can't wait.

Posted at 01:08 pm by brandonstarr
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